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                IN THE DOGHOUSE AGAIN


                                    AaaaaaOooooo AaaaaaOooooo

            Pick up the Doggy Do Poo if you know what’s good for youooo


                                 We all have chores and this is yours

                                    AaaaaaOooooo AaaaaaOooooo


                         Don’t let me tell you again and again and again

                                          For then I snap and I bite

                                               Grrrrrrrr grrrrrrrr


                   I’ll get your attention by putting you in doggy detention

                                               Grrrrrrrr grrrrrrrr


                                    AaaaaaOooooo AaaaaaOooooo

            Pick up the Doggy Do Poo if you know what’s good for youooo


                        Yooooo don’t believe me and try to deceive me

                                               Grrrrrrrr grrrrrrrr


               The evidence is not profound I see landmines all around


                                    AaaaaaOooooo AaaaaaOooooo


                          You don’t care a dime but this is the last time

                                                           And

                                        You now walk the fine line


                                    AaaaaaOooooo AaaaaaOooooo

            Pick up the Doggy Do Poo if you know what’s good for youooo


                                                        Right

                                              This is it. No more.

                                               Grrrrrrrr grrrrrrrr


          Confined to barracks to pick up doggy do poo for a month or two

                                      That’s what’s good for youooo


                                               Grrrrrrrr grrrrrrrr


                         Now you must learn what it feels to be interned

                                          Locked up, locked down

                                             Just to walk around

                                                          And

            Pick up the Doggy Do Poo if you know what’s good for youooo


                                See if I care that you can’t go out there

                              to visit your friends, your kith and your kin

                    You shall stay where you are as they check you from far

                      Picking up doggy do poo because this is good for you


                                    AaaaaaOooooo AaaaaaOooooo


                        You better learn to obey and pray you learn well

               Otherwise you’ll know about living in hell as I yowl and I yell


            Pick up the Doggy Do Poo if you know what’s good for youooo


                                    AaaaaaOooooo AaaaaaOooooo


Eliza Burke


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